The letter, sent Feb.16, 2014 reads:
We are sorry to have missed you. We wanted to provide you with a status update on the February 11 incident that occurred on Chevron’s Appalachia’s Lanoce 7 H well pads in Dunkard Township and see if you had any questions or concerns that we could address.
Chevron recognizes the effect this has had on the community. We value being a responsible member of this community and will continue to strive to achieve incident-free operations. We are committed to taking action to safeguard our neighbors, our employees, our contractors and the environment.
If you have any questions, please call our toll free community line at 1-877-847-8408.
Chevron Community Outreach Team
The note included a handwritten gift certificate to Bobtown Pizza for a “Special Combo Only,” or “One large pizza and One 2 ltr drink.”
What the frack?
Is it supposed to make you feel better someone died, but you got a pizza and a 2 liter of pop?
I hope this is a joke.